necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

wow. deja vu

official-mcdonalds asked
we saw your post. we're on to you, motherfucker.

the-vashta-nerada:

SHIT SHIT

ha you fools, the real mel is long gone, you’re never gonna get her

Anonymous asked
who is this marielle who keeps getting mentioned? is she your pet leopard/alter ego/house elf/favorite spaghetti pot? or none of the above?

the-vashta-nerada:

all of the above

like-a-bathbomb asked
is your icon a cow, dog, or cheetah?

the-vashta-nerada:

AN OCELOT

all hail the mighty ocelots

transaervania:

next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government

(Source: deaf-cecil)

inscarletsilence:

screams
hank MADE A ROBOT OF HIS DEAD WIFE, PETER PARKER HAS REVEALED HIS SECRET IDENTITY MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT, DEADPOOL HAS NEVER IN HIS LIFE TALKED APPROPRIATELY AND I AM INCLUDING THAT TIME WITH NATHAN ON THE BEACH, AND OMFG TONY NOT CHEATING OKAY WHOEVER CHOSE THESE IS MY HERO

inscarletsilence:

screams

hank MADE A ROBOT OF HIS DEAD WIFE, PETER PARKER HAS REVEALED HIS SECRET IDENTITY MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT, DEADPOOL HAS NEVER IN HIS LIFE TALKED APPROPRIATELY AND I AM INCLUDING THAT TIME WITH NATHAN ON THE BEACH, AND OMFG TONY NOT CHEATING OKAY WHOEVER CHOSE THESE IS MY HERO

(Source: reyesrobbies)