I bet she is doing the thing
ha you fools, the real mel is long gone, you’re never gonna get her
all of the above
all hail the mighty ocelots
next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government
we kinda killed her though
tragic accident RIP in peace
she deleted her old blog to start over because her old blog got way to powerfull, one night she woke up and realized the blog had developed a life on it’s own. but the blogs intention were cruel and it had no understanding of the human world so it saw all human life as inferiour and therefore something that had to be eliminated. mel fought a raging battle over many hours untill she finally slayed the beast. she’s a hero but the horrors of war will always be there to hunt her. that’s why she choose to spend the rest of her online days blogging in peacefull silence only surounded by her closest friends to spend her comfort.
may she find peace in her isolation
and may the world always remember her for compassion and her big heart
also for that one time she accidentally spawnd 800 ocelots because that shit was fucking hillarious
actually her old blog got way to hectic and people would keep yelling at her and shit so she made a new one.
also she’s constantly changing her URL like there’s no tomorrow